CHAPTER OFFICERS

 

 

Board of Directors

 

Quartermaster: Dave Pasicznyk

 

Parliamentarian: Mike Murphy

 

Chaplin: Pastor Mike Haseltine  

 

 

Unoffical Titles / Duties

 

Peacock: Dave Smith due to his having a purple mohawk since his real hair disappeared.  What do you think PMD?

 

When he talks we listen: Jerry R.

 

Instigators: Morrie A., Russ H., Jim H.

 

No Offense Coordinator: Wally C.

 

Commander of Organized Confussion: The Other Dave, Sir David of the Rapids

 

Sunglass Donations to those in need: Emilio M.

 

The Contemplative One: Scott S.

 

Hey, Have you got a patch: Da Paz

 

The Hostess with the Mostess: Marj.

 

The Princess: We all know who that is.

 

Sure we can do that: The Other Larry

 

I've never tried that: Bill H.

 

The World Traveler: Bob C.

 

What can I do to help you: Larry K.

 

The Organizer: Val

 

The Tazmanian Devil Controller: Deliliah

 

The Kilt Squad: Emilio, Russ, Pastor Mike and now Wally!

 

The Webmaster for all: Wayne 

 

Put it all on Black: Maury

 

I'm only working 4 jobs, so sure I can go for a quick ride to AZ: Bruce A.

 

I forgot my vest... again: Dale C.

 

Radar: Ron R.

 

The Wolf Man: O.J.

 

Elmo: Emilio

 

Grover: Brian G.

 

Everyone knows her: June, but how many nicknames does she have?  Only she knows and she won't tell us!

 

Lori G: Shoes

 

Mike S: Um

 

Doria S: Say

 

Wonder Woman: Theresa N.  (Poor Theresa has been trying to avoid earning a nickname for quite a while, but she showed up at the last meeting with a Wonder Woman shirt on.  Her husband said he wonders why she puts up with him and low and behold a nickname was created.)

 

Who will be next for an unofficial title?  Any B.K. can submit another member for nomination.  Send your information to the e-mail address shown.  If you are selected for inclusion, the name of who nominated you can be obtained by sending $3,000,000,000.00 in I-Tunes Gift Cards to The Other Dave's Retirement Fund.  Trust me, I will get back to you with the name of the person who submitted you, really!

 

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