- President: Larry Eckman
- Vice-President: Emilio Munoz
- Secretary: Paul Johnson
- Treasurer: Scott Grabowski
Board of Directors
Quartermaster: Dave Pasicznyk
Chaplin: Pastor Mike Haseltine
Unoffical Titles / Duties
Peacock: Dave Smith due to his having a purple mohawk since his real hair disappeared. What do you think PMD?
When he talks we listen: Jerry R.
Instigators: Morrie A., Russ H., Jim H.
No Offense Coordinator: Wally C.
Commander of Organized Confussion: The Other Dave, Sir David of the Rapids
Sunglass Donations to those in need: Emilio M.
The Contemplative One: Scott S.
Hey, Have you got a patch: Da Paz
The Hostess with the Mostess: Marj.
The Princess: We all know who that is.
Sure we can do that: The Other Larry
I've never tried that: Bill H.
The World Traveler: Bob C.
What can I do to help you: Larry K.
The Organizer: Val
The Tazmanian Devil Controller: Deliliah
The Kilt Squad: Emilio, Russ, Pastor Mike and now Wally!
The Webmaster for all: Wayne
Put it all on Black: Maury
Put it all on Red: Scott G.
I'm only working 4 jobs, so sure I can go for a quick ride to AZ: Bruce A.
I forgot my vest... again: Dale C.
Radar: Ron R.
The Wolf Man: O.J.
Grover: Brian G.
Everyone knows her: June, but how many nicknames does she have? Only she knows and she won't tell us!
Lori G: Shoes
Mike S: Um
Doria S: Say
Wonder Woman: Theresa N. (Poor Theresa has been trying to avoid earning a nickname for quite a while, but she showed up at a meeting with a Wonder Woman shirt on. Her husband said he wonders why she puts up with him and low and behold a nickname was created.)
Who will be next for an unofficial title? Any B.K. can submit another member for nomination. Send your information to the e-mail address shown. If you are selected for inclusion, the name of who nominated you can be obtained by sending $3,000,000,000.00 in I-Tunes Gift Cards to The Other Dave's Retirement Fund. Trust me, I will get back to you with the name of the person who submitted you, really!
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