CHAPTER OFFICERS
Board of Directors
Quartermaster: Mike S.
Newsletter Editor: Larry K.
Parliamentarian:
Chaplin: Pastor Mike Haseltine
Unoffical Titles / Duties
Peacock: Dave S. due to his having a purple mohawk since his real hair disappeared. What do you think PMD?
When he talks we listen: Jerry R.
Instigators: Morrie A., Russ H., Jim H.
No Offense Coordinator: Wally C.
Commander of Organized Confussion: The Other Dave, Sir David of the Rapids
Sunglass Donations to those in need: Emilio M.
The Contemplative One: Scott S.
Hey, Have you got a patch: Da Paz
The Hostess with the Mostess: Marj.
The Princess: We all know who that is.
Sure we can do that: The Other Larry
I've never tried that: Bill H.
The World Traveler: Bob C.
What can I do to help you: Larry K.
Paparazzi: Val
The Tazmanian Devil Controller: Deliliah / Miss Lily
The Kilt Squad: Emilio, Russ, Pastor Mike and now Wally!
The Webmaster for all: Wayne
Put it all on Black: Maury
Put it all on Red: Scott G.
I'm only working 4 jobs, so sure I can go for a quick ride to AZ: Bruce A.
I forgot my vest... again: Dale C.
Radar: Ron R.
The Wolf Man: O.J.
Elmo: Emilio
Grover: Brian G.
Everyone knows her: June, but how many nicknames does she have? Only she knows and she won't tell us!
Shoes: Lori G
Umm: Mike S.
Say: Doria S
Wonder Woman: Theresa N. (Poor Theresa has been trying to avoid earning a nickname for quite a while, but she showed up at a meeting with a Wonder Woman shirt on. Her husband said he wonders why she puts up with him and low and behold a nickname was created.)
Who will be next for an unofficial title? Any B.K. can submit another member for nomination. Send your information to the e-mail address shown. If you are selected for inclusion, the name of who nominated you can be obtained by sending $3,000,000,000.00 in I-Tunes Gift Cards to The Other Dave's Retirement Fund. Trust me, I will get back to you with the name of the person who submitted you, really!
This offer is subject to review by the Law Firm Of Huey, Louie and Dewey. Void in Canada or anywhere with common sense.
How to Contact Us:
E-mail: MN4@blueknights.org
Our Chapter Officers can be contacted privately under their tab.
If you are reading this, you probably have a friend, family member, loved one, neighbor, etc. that is in the field of Public Safety as well as a motorcycle enthuasist. Remind them to Wear Their Vests! Don't leave them on the front seat of the car until they are really needed. Yes they are hot. Yes they are warm, but it's easier to wash off sweat at the end of the shift then a bullet. Sure we may smell a little, but I promise you a hug from a loved one saying thanks for wearing your vest but you stink is much better than the alternative.
Drivers and Passengers
PLEASE remember to keep your eyes open for us. We drive squads, rescue rigs, motors and ambulances. We do it fast and precise. We are more fun to watch than NASCAR since we don't make just left turns. Don't try capturing video of us while you are driving. Yes the lights on the rigs are pretty, but pay attention to your driving. Give us extra room when you pass us while we are helping others. We appreciate all the distance between us on foot and you in your vehicles.
If you see our lights on or hear our sirens, please get out of the way as quickly as possible. We are on a mission to help! Pull over to the right shoulder and give us the right of way. We want to get to the scene as quickly as possible and help as many as possible.
Make sure to keep your eyes open after the first emergency vehicle passes by. We are like deer, if you see one, you will proably see many more coming.
Finally, If you want to see the pretty lights up close stop by your local public safety agency and ask to see them. Bring your children, grand children, neices, nephews, etc. Let them meet some real heroes; the men and women of Emergency Services.
If you have a humorous photo or cartoon that is motorcyle related, please consider sending it to our e-mail. We will review it and may place it on our web page. You could become infamous as a result of your photo appearing on our web page.
Now for the legal disclaimer about your photo / cartoon:
You won't be paid for submitting your photo.
We have the ultimate say in what is posted in good taste and humor.
We will credit the author if known.
If you see something you like tell your friends. If you see something you don't like, please share your concern with us.
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