HUMOR

For Sale, Late 80's Honda Gold Wing, some minor scratches from when parked in a tree. Bring a chain saw, aerial lift and your best offer!

Cop Lingo from TV Shows / Movies

B.O.L.O.
E.D.P.
D.R.T.
5150
M.V.A.
Skell
The entire Miranda Speech.
Unsub
10-4 Eleanor
See the man.
Book ‘em Dano!
What’s the word on the street?
Local L.E.O.
Hump
Fortthwith
Back in the day.
I need a bus.
Just the Facts ma’am.
E.O.W.
Hot Pursuit
Rosko
Copy that.
Waffle Face
Who loves ya baby?
Trust me, I know what I’m doing!
Railroad Bull
On the Job
Trout Trooper
Possum Police
Critter Cop
Mullet Marshall
Squirrel Sheriff
It was a salt and pepper duo.
In the Bag
Cherries On

Blue Knights know that you never take on anything you can't handle by yourself or as the TX Rangers are so proud to say "1 Riot, 1 Ranger!"

ATTENTION:

Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100 bills.

They have pictures of former slave owners on them!

Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly! DO NOT just throw them away.

They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so. We must get these out of circulation immediately.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I ain't afraid of no dog!

Only in the land of 10,000 Lakes!

How to Contact Us:

E-mail: MN4@blueknights.org

Our Chapter Officers can be contacted privately under their tab.

We can also be found on Facebook.

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Access beyond that requires a verificaiton by our IT Gurus. They will confirm you are you and not some form of Artificial Intelligence pretending to be you.

You do remember The Terminator Movies and Skynet Right?

If you are reading this, you probably have a friend, family member, loved one, neighbor, etc. that is in the field of Public Safety as well as a motorcycle enthuasist. Remind them to Wear Their Vests! Don't leave them on the front seat of the car until they are really needed. Yes they are hot. Yes they are warm, but it's easier to wash off sweat at the end of the shift then a bullet. Sure we may smell a little, but I promise you a hug from a loved one saying thanks for wearing your vest but you stink is much better than the alternative.

Drivers and Passengers

PLEASE remember to keep your eyes open for us. We drive squads, rescue rigs, motors and ambulances. We do it fast and precise. We are more fun to watch than NASCAR since we don't make just left turns. Don't try capturing video of us while you are driving. Yes the lights on the rigs are pretty, but pay attention to your driving. Give us extra room when you pass us while we are helping others. We appreciate all the distance between us on foot and you in your vehicles.

If you see our lights on or hear our sirens, please get out of the way as quickly as possible. We are on a mission to help! Pull over to the right shoulder and give us the right of way. We want to get to the scene as quickly as possible and help as many as possible.

Make sure to keep your eyes open after the first emergency vehicle passes by. We are like deer, if you see one, you will proably see many more coming.

Finally, If you want to see the pretty lights up close stop by your local public safety agency and ask to see them. Bring your children, grand children, neices, nephews, etc. Let them meet some real heroes; the men and women of Emergency Services.

If you have a humorous photo or cartoon that is motorcyle related, please consider sending it to our e-mail. We will review it and may place it on our web page. You could become infamous as a result of your photo appearing on our web page.

Now for the legal disclaimer about your photo / cartoon:

You won't be paid for submitting your photo.

We have the ultimate say in what is posted in good taste and humor.

We will credit the author if known.

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