HUMOR

Just a Sunday Afternoon Ride on I-94.
I can make it to the street. I just need a running start.

Cop Lingo from TV Shows / Movies

  • B.O.L.O.
  • E.D.P.
  • D.R.T.
  • 5150
  • M.V.A.
  • Skell
  • The entire Miranda Speech.
  • Unsub
  • 10-4 Eleanor
  • See the man.
  • Book ‘em Dano!
  • What’s the word on the street?
  • Local L.E.O.
  • Hump
  • Fortthwith
  • Back in the day.
  • I need a bus.
  • Just the Facts ma’am.
  • E.O.W.
  • Hot Pursuit
  • Rosko
  • Copy that.
  • Waffle Face
  • Who loves ya baby?
  • Trust me, I know what I’m doing!
  • Railroad Bull
  • On the Job
  • Trout Trooper
  • Possum Police
  • Critter Cop
  • Mullet Marshall
  • Squirrel Sheriff
  • It was a salt and pepper duo.
Blue Knights know that you never take on anything you can't handle by yourself or as the TX Rangers are so proud to say "1 Riot, 1 Ranger!"

ATTENTION:


Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100 bills.

 

They have pictures of former slave owners on them!

 

Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly! DO NOT just throw them away. 

 
They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so. We must get these out of circulation immediately. 
 
Thank you for your cooperation.
Works for me!
I ain't afraid of no dog!
Only in the land of 10,000 Lakes!