HUMOR
Good News!
We have been told via an e-mail from Rob Hoffman the following. Apparently he has deposited 35BTC ($1,3339,275.70 USD) into our bitcoin portfolio. He was even kind enough to send us our customer ID and Password in the same e-mail.
We noted that he put the BTC in an account that is not ours. It's possibly a innocent mistake, but our B.S. meter is pegged out at unbelievable!
Cop Lingo from TV Shows / Movies
- (s)he is a seagull
- B.O.L.O.
- E.D.P.
- D.R.T.
- 5150
- M.V.A.
- Skell
- The entire Miranda Speech.
- Unsub
- 10-4 Eleanor
- See the man.
- Book ‘em Dano!
- What’s the word on the street?
- Local L.E.O.
- Hump
- Fortthwith
- Back in the day.
- I need a bus.
- Just the Facts ma’am.
- E.O.W.
- Hot Pursuit
- Rosko
- Copy that.
- Waffle Face
- Who loves ya baby?
- Trust me, I know what I’m doing!
- Railroad Bull
- On the Job
- Trout Trooper
- Possum Police
- Critter Cop
- Mullet Marshall
- Squirrel Sheriff
- It was a salt and pepper duo.
- In the Bag
- Cherries On
- Send It!
ATTENTION:
Please DO NOT – I repeat – DO NOT use the $1 – $2 – $50 or the $100
bills.
They have pictures of former slave owners on them!
Send them all to me and I will dispose of them properly! DO NOT just throw them away.
They need to be disposed of properly and I am certified to do so. We must get these
out of circulation immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation.